Lena
Keeps the chaos on a leash.
Runs the study group like a war room. Every unhinged idea gets a proof sketch, a deadline, and a backup plan nobody asked for. Kept the group from failing the cryptography course and the coin in the same semester.
Unofficial. Unhinged. Unstoppable.
pumpie.fun needs
PUMP
pumpie has a crush and is the unofficial pump.fun fan-made meme coin.
“If you found pumpie.fun this early, you must be hanging out on pump.fun a lot.”
How to ape in
Head to Pump.fun, find pumpie.fun, connect your wallet, and follow the prompts.
ape in - look for pumpie.funRoadmap
The ascent, in seven acts
Every step of the climb, from first touchdown to full-blown main-character energy. Buckle up.
- Phase 01
SHE ARRIVES
One capsule. Zero chill. pumpie.fun touches down and the whole skyline starts paying attention.
- Phase 02
GET CLOUT
The algorithm blushes. Followers pile in faster than she can post receipts.
- Phase 03
PUMPIE.FUN GOES FERAL
No more playing nice. She's unhinged, unbothered, and somehow still iconic.
- Phase 04
THE BURN 🔥
Supply goes up in smoke. Every token she torches makes the rest of us feel seen.
- Phase 05
OPERATION: NOTICE ME
A full-court press of chaos, charm, and carefully curated drama. It's working.
- Phase 06
HALF THE EMPIRE 👀
Half the empire is hers. The other half is pretending they weren't watching.
- Phase 07
SHE FINALLY GETS NOTICED
The main character arc completes. She was never asking — she was just waiting.
Founders
The four who built the meme
We’re a bunch of students at a German university who met in a cryptography course and immediately started causing problems. We had way too much fun building pumpie.fun, and we hope you have way too much fun with her too. One strategist, one creative, one camera, and one very tired spreadsheet. and now we will do what's necessary to create a crypto empire
Mia
Pitches mascots. Refuses to elaborate.
The reason pumpie.fun has a face, a vibe, and a questionable backstory. Her ideas are 90% nonsense and 100% the reason we're here. Sketched the mascot in the margins of her cryptography notes between lectures.
Sophie
Films first. Asks questions never.
Has never once checked the lighting and has never once missed. Every viral post is her, a ring light, and zero self-awareness. Filmed the first pumpie.fun teaser between lectures at our German university.
Anna
Crunching numbers. Amusedly exhausted.
Does the math so the rest of us don't have to. Watches the charts with the tired smile of someone who saw this coming. Modeled the tokenomics on the back of her cryptography problem set and had way too much fun doing it.
Somewhere between the second lecture and the third all-nighter, we said screw it and built a gloriously stupid meme coin instead of studying. pumpie.fun crawled out of the wreckage of our cryptography problem sets, and honestly? Best decision.
pumpie is a crazy B**** that wont stop until she gets what she wants